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[After pause to get new power supply to Ol' Stormy, my computer]
10/18/2019, 16:28:37

    The Elf writes:

    Well, let's see--his bones and teeth probably feel hard (assuming he's had adequate intake of Ca*,) while the rest probably feels rather soft.
    Elf, The Army Mule**

    * Look it up in your Periodic Chart

    ** What Papa Elf calls me***

    *** Why are there no more Army Mules?
    Ans.: Because nobody likes a smart _ss.

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