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"If I only had a brain"
12/26/2004, 22:18:01

    pat pierson writes:

    I could spell like Mr. Webster
    I could hum and then could yell,sir,
    if I only had a brain.

    If I did not get so excited,
    my thoughts wouldn't be benighted,
    if I only had a brain.

    So I hope you'll all forgive me
    cause the eggnog made me dizzy
    but I wouldn't be so busy
    if I only had a brain!

    With apologies to the scrawcrow and the wizird both.





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