There is an auld bar wench called Elf
Who didn't take care of herself:
She didn't drink enough water
Though her doctor had said that she oughter--
So she found herself back on the shelf.The "shelf" was a hospital bed
(Fourth time in a year, it is said.)
Three days later she's freed
From IV drips and contacts* and lead
Provided she takes each new med.
*Was amused to see that the contacts were like the old, old computer 9-pin male ones.
P. S. Papa Elf and Baby Elf are monitoring my vitals and making sure I take each and every med as prescribed
P. P. S.:I love all you guys, and STAY HYDRATED!
