Since yesterday Papa Elf had a milestone birthday, we decided to give the Tavern the extra keg of Elf Ale we brewed. As usual, this magic brew contains only as much (if any) alcohol content as each of you desire, with a taste to suit each of you. No matter how much of it you drink (out of Bones' magic bottomless beer mugs) you will never become anything other than happy, and can easily pass any sobriety test known to mankind. Drink up!
Oh, which birthday? I'm glad you asked: Papa Elf just turned 90.