| Original Message: Limerick is a county in Ireland |
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There is an auld bar wench called Elf
Who didn't take care of herself:
She didn't drink enough water
Though her doctor had said that she oughter--
So she found herself back on the shelf. The "shelf" was a hospital bed (Fourth time in a year, it is said.) Three days later she's freed From IV drips and contacts* and lead Provided she takes each new med. *Was amused to see that the contacts were like the old, old computer 9-pin male ones. P. S. Papa Elf and Baby Elf are monitoring my vitals and making sure I take each and every med as prescribed P. P. S.:I love all you guys, and STAY HYDRATED! |
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