As usual, here's this year's magic Elf Brew. Since I don't have ready access to every sort of hop, grain, fruit, yeast that exists, I had to brew it and age it with a little magic. It tastes like your favorite beverage--spirits, non-alcoholic beverages, wines, etc., and will make you happy, but not intoxicated, no matter how much you imbibe. Did I mention that the keg is self-refilling?

A holiday warning: it's safe for you to drive, but watch out for those who drive without caring about others.

Another warning: the elf-on-a-shelf is rather popular, but those distant cousins of mine are all Dark Elves, and are not to be trusted. Their Dark magic is not harmonious with Peace on Earth (much less Good Will To Men,) plus they don't always tell the truth.

Peace and Love to all! Elf