Bones, in honor of the prodigal (both of us!) I've got another keg of my magical brew: Prague Pilsener (I know that's a contradiction in terms, since Prague is not Pilsen, but I don't know the correct terminology for Prague-ese.) BigBad, my brews taste like the best brew you ever tasted, and will make you happy without any headaches or other bad effects. Since they are magical, you will feel like you have had enough to make you ju-u-ust a little tipsy, but you will still have no impairment of judgement or any inability to operate a car safely. Drink up, everybody!