I know it's been a while since I've visited; I'm sure you've all missed me terribly. I joined the US Army a few years ago and am about to deploy to Deyjastan. There aren't many games I still enjoy but my addiction to the MM series continues to ravage my mind... and, inexplicably, my pancreas. Of course I am not returning here to discuss the pancreatic element of this troublesome affliction.

Since I only own one copy of MM6 and MM7 at this point, and because original copies have become rather scarce, I'm hesitant to bring the discs for either into a setting where they might potentially get smashed. I already know what you're thinking: "Shouldn't you be more concerned about damage to your laptop?" My response to this is simple; yes, I should, but I am a wild and crazy lunatic who is uninfluenced by even the most astutely reasoned syllogisms.

If I must settle for a year of MM3, WoX, and Swords, I shall find it within myself to endure such horrid privation. However, if there is a way to somehow mount or sidestep the requisite CDs for MM6 and MM7 I should be most delighted to know. I would be so delighted that I would probably spontaneously barf, which is rather gross, but please don't judge me because I cannot help it as I am very, very drunk. Even if I do not barf I will probably sing. See, I've always loved to sing. I am much better at singing than even the queeniest of harpies, so please do not strike at me with your champion swords. True, I'm no Pavarotti. My mom says I sing good, though, especially when I sing very, very quietly. She says that whenever I sing something pianissississimo, her faith in divine grace is restored. That just goes to show you how nice my singing is.