Character #1 is Daddy; #2 is Mommy, and #3 and #4 are the babies. I edited the ages of #3 and #4 to 2 and 1, respectively, and removed all of their skills. Naturally they are both sorcerers, unable to do anything physically useful, but able to cast spells on everyone, just like babies in real life. Neither of them can become experts until they reach the age of 15, which probably won't happen since I usually get bored after 10 years of gameplay (unless I am playing one of those games where I stick with my team until they all reach old age.)

I know, I know, editing is touchy. But here is why I feel like it wasn't cheating: the game started "Mommy" at age 19 (oof), "Daddy" at age 27 (hmmmm...) and both of the babies... AT AGE 28!

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO PSYCHO! Instead, I went to the grocery store and bought some peaches. When I returned, I used the editor to change their ages and remove their skills.