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For me the problem isn't so much clottish fingers as it is a clottish buttcheek.
03/05/2008, 12:27:59

    Tarot-like Combat Wing writes:

    For instance, I try to make a habit of ALWAYS using my rump to capitalize X's. I use the left buttock to hit the left-shift, and the right buttock to hit x.

    Here's the unexpected catch - butts are not agile. Too many keys get pressed, unfortunately, and half the time one doesn't even get the capital letter desired!

    As an example, I recently was typing a letter to a friend in which I needed to start a sentence with 'xylophone', thereby requiring a capital-x. This was my result:

    "?:You can imagine what trouble that could've got me into! Talk about clottish!





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