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Distant Dreamer (a poem)
12/20/2006, 11:31:20

    Random Petulantilitarian Cupcakes the Harpsichordist writes:

    Bug of the spear
    O! Twisted fortuna,
    that we might wield
    halberds anew,
    with a plus-one bonus
    but no,
    the bonus scattered and smited,
    as a baby's diaper dropped,
    we ran from the spear,
    into the armsmastery of the swords
    of a blaster
    of the minotaur's axe

    O! Warbling pantaloon
    that we might traverse
    the land of the giants
    with a dozen or more
    points of pain
    tacked onto our maximum damages
    like doors onto a corridor
    in the Palace of the Eleven Moons...

    Can a patch restore these sundered pants?
    Might some magic repair
    the split ends of this weapon's hair?

    -- Copyright 1971 by Random Petulantilitarian Cupcakes the Harpsichordist (1979-____)





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