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I'm a humanist.
07/18/2006, 06:32:24

    Random Petulantilitarian Cupcakes the Harpsichordist writes:

    Therefore I regimented every aspect of their pathetic lives and exacted rigorous, homogenizing discipline from them until they were all exactly alike - same HP, same level, same skills....

    Just kidding.

    Actually they all trained quite differently; one was heavy on might, one heavy on magic, the others in between. Carmelinde (the Dwarven Archeress) was heavy into fire magic, eventually reaching skill level M-15. On the other hand, :S;;!;87765ihi (the Goblin Archer) ended with only 4 points of fire magic and was not even an Expert. Buttercup XXIV (the Elven Archeress) had a falling out with Ms. Temper of Harmondale and refused to use Fire Magic afterwards, much to the annoyance of Mmf! Grr! Etc! (the Human Archer), who became a dear friend of Ms. Temper and was always wanting to visit her when in town.

    :S;;!;87765ihi used an explosive griffin bow for most of the later game and thereby caused no end of grief to the others in the party, Carmelinde aside, who had a peculiar penchant for explosive blasts, if you catch my meaning....

    But there is one thing of which you can be certain, friend: they all reached GM Bow, except for Buttercup XXIV, whose religion prohibited followers from GrandMastering the Bow skill until the 12th century drew to a close, and I was certainly not about to wait that long.





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