The Elf writes:
Peter2, I obviously didn't read your reply before answering. I feel like the character in a long-ago pizza commercial, an obvious idiot who was always in the way of the other pizza-makers. The head cook finally put him into a corner with a grater and a load of cheese, instructing him to grate the entire pile and stay out of the others' way, whereupon he immediately runs back and forth, shouting, "I'm hel-l-lping!" (The commercial was discontinued because it offended the "woke" community.)
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