Post: <font face="Verdana,Arial,sans-serif" size="2"><b>Reply to this message</b></font>: For me the problem isn't so much clottish fingers as it is a clottish buttcheek. by Tarot-like Combat Wing

Original Message: For me the problem isn't so much clottish fingers as it is a clottish buttcheek.
For instance, I try to make a habit of ALWAYS using my rump to capitalize X's. I use the left buttock to hit the left-shift, and the right buttock to hit x. Here's the unexpected catch - butts are not agile. Too many keys get pressed, unfortunately, and half the time one doesn't even get the capital letter desired! As an example, I recently was typing a letter to a friend in which I needed to start a sentence with 'xylophone', thereby requiring a capital-x. This was my result: "?:You can imagine what trouble that could've got me into! Talk about clottish!

Original Message: For me the problem isn't so much clottish fingers as it is a clottish buttcheek.

For instance, I try to make a habit of ALWAYS using my rump to capitalize X's. I use the left buttock to hit the left-shift, and the right buttock to hit x.

Here's the unexpected catch - butts are not agile. Too many keys get pressed, unfortunately, and half the time one doesn't even get the capital letter desired!

As an example, I recently was typing a letter to a friend in which I needed to start a sentence with 'xylophone', thereby requiring a capital-x. This was my result:

"?:You can imagine what trouble that could've got me into! Talk about clottish!

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