Post: <font face="Verdana,Arial,sans-serif" size="2"><b>Reply to this message</b></font>: I like the Dwarves in Stone City. by Investigataur

Original Message: I like the Dwarves in Stone City.
"Stone soup! Good stuff." (Of course, I always add some celery.) I also like the trainers at the War College. I really like them a LOT. Between you and I, gentle reader, I cannot stop thinking about them. I might get their image tattooed on my left buttock, and if not, then surely on my right. The magic vendor in Bootleg Bay irritates me. "What you see is all I have!" he claims. Yeah right! I bet he has tons of awesome stuff in back! I bet if Melody Silver went in there alone, he'd be like, "What you see is a mere fraction of my exquisite goods, m'lady!" Then she'd slap him. (Rumor has it that Melody Silver is totally into S & M.) I also like the vendor that says, "How you doin', how you doin'." Granted, I am not as infatuated with him as I am with the War College trainers.

Original Message: I like the Dwarves in Stone City.

"Stone soup! Good stuff." (Of course, I always add some celery.) I also like the trainers at the War College. I *really* like them a LOT. Between you and I, gentle reader, I cannot stop thinking about them. I might get their image tattooed on my left buttock, and if not, then surely on my right.

The magic vendor in Bootleg Bay irritates me. "What you see is all I have!" he claims. Yeah right! I bet he has tons of awesome stuff in back! I bet if Melody Silver went in there alone, he'd be like, "What you see is a mere fraction of my exquisite goods, m'lady!" Then she'd slap him. (Rumor has it that Melody Silver is totally into S & M.)

I also like the vendor that says, "How you doin', how you doin'." Granted, I am not as infatuated with him as I am with the War College trainers.

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