Papa Elf and I are just doing fine, preparing for a Bucharest-to-Budapest cruise down (up?) the Danube River next month. Right now we're belching garlic and asparagus fumes, having just gone to our local Asparagus Festival and partaking of the unwise-but-delicious deep-fried asparagus. According to the statisticians, they went through about 20 metric tonnes of 'gras.

You know, I'm not sure which theme it is. I can't even swear it was UU and not the Gold Boxes. However, since my Gold Box days were pre-Sound Blaster, I doubt that it was anything that long ago. I'm pretty sure it was UU2, and a somewhat martial-sounding theme.